Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
