That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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