Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
party gras won. party gras always wins.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We had sex on a dog bed..
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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