I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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