so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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