i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I want to fling myself into the sun
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Randomize
