When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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