I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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