She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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