I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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