she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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