Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Farmville is her only friend.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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