You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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