..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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