i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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