there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You had me at "let me see your balls"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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