billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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