My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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