If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He has the fingertips of a God
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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