there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the day after is always just damage control
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.