Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Dear god my vagina.
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