I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
your room smells of hookers.
i just had sex bonerless
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?