Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
