There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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