is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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