i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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