No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
do herpes really smell.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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