How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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