when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
