so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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