What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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