i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
