i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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