and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it glows. i had to have it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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