butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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