I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
