OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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