we're chasing vodka with high fives
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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