Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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