Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Randomize
