just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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