there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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