Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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