If i come over, it means nothing
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
