Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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