ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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