And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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