Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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