That's intense
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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