i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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