I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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