I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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