John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
well most of my day revolves around power hour
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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