I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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