fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm jealous of your bromance
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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